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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.. Each kid will play two sports and take either music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget enough money for groceries each week. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Emergency Room. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a school function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside, and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn themselves with jewellery, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished, and eyebrows groomed During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches, have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must attend weekly school meetings and church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:30 am. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size, doctor's name, the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labour, each child's favourite colour, middle name, favourite snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear, and what they want to be when they grow up. The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if... he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called Mother! After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it.

 

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The National Union of Petroleum and Natural Gas Workers has issued a 14 days ultimatum to the Federal Government over the alleged lopsided distribution of petroleum products by the petroleum Products Prices regulatory agency.
The President of the NUPENG, Mr. Igwe Achese, issued the ultimatum on behalf of the National executive Committee of the union in Abuja, shortly after a 21-day ultimatum issued on the state of roads in the country was called off in Abuja on Friday.
Igwe said the national executive committee of NUPENG took the decision to suspend the earlier ultimatum because of the observed improvement in the rehabilitation and construction of highways in the country.
He also said that another touchy issue that had to do with casualisation of workers and their prevention from union activities by multinational oil companies was effectively addressed by the Minister of Labour and Productivity, Chief Emeka Nwogu, who was said to have agreed to ensure urgent reconstitution of a casualisation/contract committee on the workers casualisation in the upstream and downstream sectors.
However, in spite of the agreement reached between the Federal Government and NUPENG on the two issues bad roads and casualisation, there are ominous signals that unless urgent steps are taken to address a lingering face off between NUPENG and PPPRA, there will be a serious fuel crisis in the country in the next three weeks.
Igwe and indeed the top leadership of NUPENG alleged that the PPPRA was not transparent in the allocation of petroleum products to marketers and depot owners.

A former Head of State, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), on Thursday said that no amount was too big for the Independent National Electoral Commission to conduct free and fair elections in the country.
Buhari, at a book presentation in Abuja, said Nigerians must know that elections must hold in 2011 and that INEC must not be allowed to have any excuse not to conduct an acceptable poll.
His reaction followed the views of some people that the N74bn demanded by the commission for voters registration was too high.
Jega had last week told the Senate Committee on Electoral Matters that INEC needed the amount to import 120,000 Direct Data Capturing machines for a new voter register.
He had warned that failure to release the said sum to the commission before August 11 might jeopardise the 2011 elections.
The INEC chairman had said, “To deploy the DDC machines in every polling unit, in a period of two weeks, we will need between N55.1bn and N74bn.”
A DDC machine is made up of a laptop computer, a fingerprint scanner, a high resolution camera, a back-up power pack and an integrated printer that produces high quality voter cards.
Jega described the process for purchasing the machines as complex and urged the government to waive the due process requirements for the commission in order for it to make a quick purchase.
According to him, he had told President Goodluck Jonathan; the Minister of Finance, Mr. Olusegun Aganga; and other stakeholders at several meetings that if the money was not made available within a reasonable time, INEC could not perform “any magic.”
Among those that believe that the amount is high is the Deputy President of the Senate, Chief Ike Ekweremadu, who said that it (N74bn) would be difficult to justify considering the level of poverty in the country.
Members of the National Assembly, who began a two-month recess last Thursday, have, however been recalled to consider, the N74bn budget the production of a new voter registration.
They are expected to resume legislative business on Tuesday, when a request for the approval of the sum is expected to reach them.
The Chairman of the Senate Committee on Information and Media, Ayogu Eze, who confirmed this, said the lawmakers were keeping with their resolve to provide the necessary legislative support to INEC ahead of the 2011 elections.
He was, however, not sure if the National Assembly would approve the entire N74bn figure.
But Buhari, who spoke with journalists after the public presentation of the book titled “Praxis of Political Concepts and Cliches in Nigeria’s Fourth Republic,” said, “If INEC needs N100bn to conduct a free and fair election and Nigeria can afford it, so be it.
“We must know that election must hold next year. There is no doubt about that. We need to have election next year.”
The book launch was also attended by former President Olusegun Obasanjo and other prominent Nigerians.

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